I am Gumby, dammit.

accept no substitutes or shitty remakes.  #sweeptheleg

accept no substitutes or shitty remakes. #sweeptheleg

strong graffiti game. (at Stompin Grounds Lounge)

strong graffiti game. (at Stompin Grounds Lounge)

bbq and swimming holes.  perfect day. (at Milton Reimers Ranch Park)

bbq and swimming holes. perfect day. (at Milton Reimers Ranch Park)

delicious death. (at John Mueller Meat Co.)

delicious death. (at John Mueller Meat Co.)

breaking her in with proper brisket (and turkey and sausage). (at John Mueller Meat Company)

breaking her in with proper brisket (and turkey and sausage). (at John Mueller Meat Company)

i hope it’s not serious. (at The Mothership)

i hope it’s not serious. (at The Mothership)

ah, sundays. (at The Mothership)

ah, sundays. (at The Mothership)

raise your hand if you’re about to be some bomb ass pulled pork sammiches. (at The Mothership)

raise your hand if you’re about to be some bomb ass pulled pork sammiches. (at The Mothership)

So excited.  No gas.  Ever. (at Town North Nissan)

So excited. No gas. Ever. (at Town North Nissan)

best shirt. (at Strange Brew, Austin Coffee)

best shirt. (at Strange Brew, Austin Coffee)