I am Gumby, dammit.

Kingpin.  Hillbilly.  Nom. (at Torchy’s Tacos)

Kingpin. Hillbilly. Nom. (at Torchy’s Tacos)

Really stepping up our white trash game this year.

Really stepping up our white trash game this year.

Spring service day helping out the good kids at Linder Elementary.  This was waiting for us. (at Linder Elementary)

Spring service day helping out the good kids at Linder Elementary. This was waiting for us. (at Linder Elementary)

Getting ready to fight crime, I guess?

Getting ready to fight crime, I guess?

Mother’s Day project (at Natural Gardener)

Mother’s Day project (at Natural Gardener)

Wut?

Wut?

Raise your hand if you’re about to be my bitch.

Raise your hand if you’re about to be my bitch.

Bad Luck, Blue Eyes.  Black Crowes. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)

Bad Luck, Blue Eyes. Black Crowes. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)

Shit is about to go down at Stubb’s.  Black Crowes. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)

Shit is about to go down at Stubb’s. Black Crowes. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)

Band of Horses. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)

Band of Horses. (at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q)