I am Gumby, dammit.

and we’re almost there.

so far, this year, I’ve harvested spinach, jalapeños, rosemary, oregano, and mint.  this is about to be fresh mint/choco chip ice cream.

so far, this year, I’ve harvested spinach, jalapeƱos, rosemary, oregano, and mint. this is about to be fresh mint/choco chip ice cream.

new vinyl, courtesy of @billburr and @thirdmanrecords

new vinyl, courtesy of @billburr and @thirdmanrecords

donuts and kolaches with one of my boos. (at Shipley Do-Nuts Austin)

donuts and kolaches with one of my boos. (at Shipley Do-Nuts Austin)

NOPE

NOPE

get on this mf’r if you’re not already.  fucking brilliant.

get on this mf’r if you’re not already. fucking brilliant.

most america coozie ever?  most america coozie ever.

most america coozie ever? most america coozie ever.

it really is a shame that so many teenaged boys are about to lose their lives.

it really is a shame that so many teenaged boys are about to lose their lives.

most 4-food-group ass meal ever #represent #southside

most 4-food-group ass meal ever #represent #southside

$5? robbery.

$5? robbery.